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1. Pirates are emotionally unstable!
2. Pirates are technically birds due to their feathery beards.
3. Pirates are not very good therapists.
4. The favorite letter of pirates is R.
5. I talked to a pirate one time.
6. The hottest pirate is captain hooker. (see below)
7. God he's so hot.
8. I wish I was a pirate sometimes.
9. Even though pirates are known for plundering loot from ships, they are remarkably well-mannered.
10. Pirates listen to Doja Cat.
11. Pirates don't like the nickname "Pie"
12. Pirates were invented right after baby Jesus was born.
13. Baby Jesus and the pirates got along well!
14. Baby Jesus was shot by the pirates.
15. Pirates are avid fans of piratefacts.club
16. Pirate historians sometimes have trouble counting.
18. Oops.
19. Contrary to popular belief, pirates.
20. When they
21. ARGGH
22. Most pirate fact fanatics won't ever get to see a real pirate.
23. The pirates have mutually agreed that their favorite grocery store is Trader Joe's.
24. Pirates are socialists.
25. Pirates favorite food s Chicken.
26. Pirates are dyslexic.
27. Before piratefacts.club existed, pirates had to sing their own sea shanties.
28. Pirates play Tetris in their spare time.
29. Pirates are in your walls.
30. I am in your walls.
31. The past two facts are lies.
32. I'm not in your walls I swear.
33. Pirates are not in your walls either.
34. One time there was a pirate named Brody.
35. Pirates had a tendency to repeat the same facts.
36. ARGGH
37. Pirates had a tendency to repeat the same facts.
38. Over half of the world's population are pirates.
39. Pirates played Mad Libs on their voyages.
40. Where are the women pirates?
41. We do not know how pirates reproduce.
42. Pirates are REAL.
43. Pirates are more popular than religion.
44. Pirates do not like NFTs.
45. Pirates had iPhones before Steve Jobs was born. No one knows how.
46. Pirates are secretly time travelers.
47. We now know why pirates had iPhones before Steve Jobs.
48. Pirates had iPhones before Steve Jobs because pirates are secretly time travelers.
49. Pirates were the first people to go to the North Pole.
50. Santa Clause is secretly a pirate.
51. Pirates are my favorite type of people.
52. In the early days of pirates, they moved to New York City because they wanted a hot dog.
53. Pirates invented hot dogs.
54. Pirates like hot dogs.
55. Hot diggity dog!
56. Pirates are the most respected group of people in existence.
57. Fact number 58 was written by a pirate.
58. I'M A PIRATE.
59. Pirates.
60. Piracy is [redacted]
61. Pirates liked baseball.
62. Pirates claimed the term "shanty"
63. Pirates claimed the term "gold"
64. Pirates claimed the term "ship"
65. Hi.
66. Pirates eat food.
67. Pirates drink water.
68. Pirates breathe air.
69. Pirates did that as well.
70. Pirates
71. Pirates are cool.
72. Pirates are cooler than Shakespear.
73. I like pirates more than you like pirates.
74. Pittsburg houses the biggest pirate community of anywhere.
75. Pirates named all the oceans.
76. Every politician is secretly a pirate.
77. Pirates had 11 fingers. That's one more finger than humans have!
78. Blackbeard's bear was actually white. (This is because of old age)
79. Pirates invented planes in the 1400s.
80. Before there was water, pirates had to carry their ships.
81. Some pirate ships were bigger than the titanic.
82. Pirates have magic powers.
83. Pirates invented.
84. The Earth is flat and the pirates knew it.
85. Many pirates were assassinated because they know the truth.
86. Pirates wrote the declaration of independence.
87. Pirates have a tendency to repeat the same facts.
88. PIRATES WOOHOO!!
89. I am not a pirate.
90. I AM A PIRATE. ARGGHHH
91. Fact number 90 was written by a pirate.
92. Pirates were homeschooled.
93. Pirates invented origami.
94. Pirates aren't able to swim.
95. Pirates invented boats.
96. Pirates developed gills in the late 1900s.
97. PIRATES!!
98. One of my favorite pirates of all time is Poopdeck Pete
99. I love Poopdeck Pete.
100. Captain Hooker is way hotter than Poopdeck Pete.
101. BONUS FACT! Brooklyn Dooklyn is a pirate!!!!!!